Anger Management for a Baby Hippo
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Our client weighs about as much as a large dog and is angry at everything: water, keepers, the concept of Tuesday.
The program includes breathing exercises, a mud spa, and a stress melon.
We can't promise she will calm down. We can promise she'll be angry somewhere nicer.
Parody project. Not affiliated with the $MOODENG team or the animal's owners. Photo: MGR Online VDO, CC BY 3.0 (Wikimedia Commons).
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By Calm Hippo Initiative · Lifestyle · 25 backers · 29d left · ends 07 Dec 2026 11:41 UTC
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